Dildo Wedneday

A day late, and a dollar short, here's the first weekly review of a self-pleasuring device. Picture if you will, a purple latex covered egg-shaped contraption with a squiggly tail of pure latex at the end, aka clit stimulator. It can't really be called a dildo, because it in no way resembles the shape of a penis. Attached at one end is a small white cord w/ a dial controller. Two speeds: nice, and teeth chattering. This seems to be designed for external pleasure only; I'm sure someone could get it up there, but I've never had the guts. Don't want a Richard Gere emergency room episode to add to my reperatoire, and what's more, something like that would surely ruin my political career. Says on the package it's water resistant, but again, not wanting to risk a Marilyn Monroe, haven't tried this one either. Lube is a definite must, especially if you've opted out of the Brazilian wax for the season. One little snag, and let's just say, "ouch." For the novice, the lower speed works for awhile, and then unfortunately, as with any vice, you develop a tolerance. If I were to give one piece of advice, I'd hold out switching to the higher speed as long as possible. Once you get used to those kind of frequencies, an actual person in bed with you will be a real come-down. But overall, I'd give this little guy 3 and a half penises out of five. (coming up with an icon for that is going to be the tricky part.) Stay tuned for lubrication Monday and more updates on all the things you're not allowed to talk about at work from Meghan and Laura.